1  EXT. A PARK - DAY
 2  =================
 3  
 4  Vera sits in a park, against the base of a statue, in a lotus position,
 5  with her laptop on her knees. She is dressed like a student sitting in
 6  the park doing homework (whatever that looks like, liw needs help here,
 7  Julie!).
 8  
 9  It is a sunny day, and she has trouble seeing the screen. Eventually she
10  looks around, sees an abandoned newspaper, and gets up to fetch it. She
11  takes out a roll of gaffer's tape from her bag, and uses it to create a
12  U-formed contraption from the newspaper to put around her screen, to
13  shield it from sunshine.
14  
15  She sits back down on the ground, as before. Now she can see much
16  better. She stares at the screen for a few seconds at a time, then types
17  space once or twice, and stares again. This goes on for a while.
18  
19  > VERA
20  > <br> (Silently, to herself.)
21  >> Come on, Alan, talk to me. I need to disassemble this code right now.
22  >> Don't hold out on me.
23  
24  The reading and space bar hitting continues. Some people walk past her.
25  Vera looks up, sees that they're harmless, and gets back to reading her
26  screen.
27  
28  > VERA
29  >> No, that's not it. What the heck are you doing, Alan?
30  
31  After a little while, a couple of nerdy guys stop at her, and whisper
32  something to each other. They're dressed in jeans and have t-shirts with
33  big and boring computer company logos.
34  
35  > NERD ONE
36  >> Hey, lady, cool Linux sticker. Is that your boyfriend's laptop?
37  
38  > VERA
39  > <br> (Looks up, annoyed.)
40  >> What do you mean?
41  
42  > NERD TWO
43  >> You look so puzzled, we figured there might be something about your
44  >> computer you don't understand. We can help.
45  
46  > VERA
47  >> Go away and get a life. You cretins wouldn't understand disassembly
48  >> if it offered you a blowjob.
49  
50  The guys look offended and continue their way. Vera looks back at her
51  screen, and pulls on her lower lip with her fingers.
52  
53  > VERA
54  > <br> (Silently, to herself, smiling crookedly.)
55  >> Oh! So that's what you're doing. Yeah, that makes sense, if you're
56  >> incompetent and evil. Oh Alan, I thought better of you.
57  
58  Vera leans back against the statue, puts her hands behind the back of
59  her head, and stares at the sky, thinking deep thoughts.